What are the best one liners?
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn’t see that well!
What are some sarcastic one liners?
Sarcastic one liners. I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don’t have as many people who believe it. One liner tags: christian, sarcastic. 82.61 % / 1445 votes. I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that. One liner tags: attitude, death, food, people, sarcastic.
What is the funniest one liner from a sitcom?
1. “No Soup For You!” Seinfeld This is a classic line from the 1990’s sitcom,Seinfeld.
What are some romantic one liners?
Romantic One Liner Love Quotes for Him | One Line Caption For Boyfriend. You are a wonderment. Every time I meet you. You feel new to me. That thing I like about you. It is in your eyes, that first time I see myself there. And at that sudden moment I knew I am in your heart too.
What is the best one liner you have written?
– “In the whole year, they became from special one to no one.” – ‘I will stay forever’ – the shadow promised. – Her Drug? His Eyes! – Deleting those pictures captioned ‘Together Forever’ with smiling faces brought tears to her eyes. – Two souls parted ways : one in peace and the other in pieces. – ‘What if I Leave you?’ He asked jokingly.Her tears replied this time.
What is the best two liner?
What’s your best two line joke? Well, this blew up! I just wanted a laugh while having to work on a Sunday and you guys sure delivered! Damn you guys are funny. I’m gonna steal every damn one of these jokes. Edit: Some website posted your jokes and it’s being circulated all over the facebooks and what-not. Way to go gang!