What are the best one liners?

What are the best one liners?

Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn’t see that well!

  • What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? “Aye Matey!”
  • Someone has glued my pack of cards together—I don’t know how to deal with it.
  • What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries?
  • Why did the scarecrow get an award?
  • What are some sarcastic one liners?

    Sarcastic one liners. I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don’t have as many people who believe it. One liner tags: christian, sarcastic. 82.61 % / 1445 votes. I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that. One liner tags: attitude, death, food, people, sarcastic.

    What is the funniest one liner from a sitcom?

    1. “No Soup For You!” Seinfeld This is a classic line from the 1990’s sitcom,Seinfeld.

  • 3. “Norm!” Cheers There are a lot of great one liners in Cheers,and Norm is the mouthpiece for many of them.
  • 4. “D’oh!” The Simpsons The Simpsons is one of the longest-running shows on television,and has spawned some of the most memorable lines ever.
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  • What are some romantic one liners?

    Romantic One Liner Love Quotes for Him | One Line Caption For Boyfriend. You are a wonderment. Every time I meet you. You feel new to me. That thing I like about you. It is in your eyes, that first time I see myself there. And at that sudden moment I knew I am in your heart too.

    What is the best one liner you have written?

    – “In the whole year, they became from special one to no one.” – ‘I will stay forever’ – the shadow promised. – Her Drug? His Eyes! – Deleting those pictures captioned ‘Together Forever’ with smiling faces brought tears to her eyes. – Two souls parted ways : one in peace and the other in pieces. – ‘What if I Leave you?’ He asked jokingly.Her tears replied this time.

    What is the best two liner?

    What’s your best two line joke? Well, this blew up! I just wanted a laugh while having to work on a Sunday and you guys sure delivered! Damn you guys are funny. I’m gonna steal every damn one of these jokes. Edit: Some website posted your jokes and it’s being circulated all over the facebooks and what-not. Way to go gang!