Who said she turned into Newt?
Sir Bedevere: “What makes you think she’s a witch?” Peasant: “Well, she turned me into a newt!
Do witches weigh the same as a duck?
Since witches are burned at the stake, they must be made of wood, since it burns as well. Wood floats on water, as do ducks. Therefore, if the woman weighs the same as a duck, she must be able to float on water, which means she is made of wood, and consequently must be a witch.
Who says I fart in your general direction?
Released in 1975 and up there with Life of Brian as two of the greatest comedy films of their era, if not all time. I fart in your general direction! Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
How did Newt survive in aliens?
During the chaos, Newt’s mother and brother were killed but she managed to escape through a vent. Newt managed to survive by hiding in the air ducts to avoid the monsters which came mostly at night to take people away.
Why do witches float?
Since witches were believed to have spurned the sacrament of baptism, it was thought that the water would reject their body and prevent them from submerging. According to this logic, an innocent person would sink like a stone, but a witch would simply bob on the surface.
What do we burn besides witches?
– And what do you burn, apart from witches? – More witches! – Wood!
Why do people fart a lot?
Excessive flatulence can be caused by swallowing more air than usual or eating food that’s difficult to digest. It can also be related to an underlying health problem affecting the digestive system, such as recurring indigestion or irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).
How long did Newt survive alone?
NOT EXPLICITLY DISCLOSED WITHIN THE FILM, but less than 40 days. The script of the film states it takes the Marines 3 weeks @FTL (Faster than light) to reach the planet, and the settlers signalled for help the day they were attacked.
What is the weight of a swallow Monty Python?
This 20-gram swallow was found to flap its wings about 12 times every second, with an amplitude of 20 cm each time. Strike one for Monty Python.